Level 57 – Old Jewish Man

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NEW Id:130000-OldJewishMan – package : OldJewishMan_Characters
Name : Old Jewish Man
Name2 : Old Jewish Man
Unlockmessage : The old gray mare, she died a few years back.
NEW Id:130001-Belle – package : OldJewishMan_Characters
Name : Belle
Name2 : Belle
Unlockmessage : We put the spring in Springfield!

Compare Character Skins
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Compare Building / Decorations
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NEW Id:109108-SelfReliantHouse
Name : Self-Reliant House Type : BuildingXP-Value : 35
Cost : 35 donuts
Build time : 6s
Unique : True
NEW Id:130000-OverpassDiner
Name : Overpass Diner Type : BuildingXP-Value : 26565
Requirements :
Level 57
Cost : 265650 money
Build time : 24h
Unique : True
Character : OldJewishMan
NEW Id:130001-CenterForGeriatricMedicine
Name : Center For Geriatric Medicine Type : BuildingXP-Value : 6715
Requirements :
Level 57
Cost : 67150 money
Build time : 24h
Unique : True
NEW Id:130002-ShotgunPetes
Name : Shotgun Pete’s Type : BuildingXP-Value : 6715
Requirements :
Level 57
Cost : 67150 money
Build time : 24h
Unique : True
NEW Id:130003-MaisonDerriere
Name : Maison Derriere Type : BuildingXP-Value : 150
Requirements :
Level 57
Cost : 150 donuts
Build time : 6s
Unique : True
Character : Belle
NEW Id:130500-Gargoyle
Name : Gargoyle Type : AnimatedDecorationXP-Value : 750
Requirements :
Level 57
Cost : 7500 money
Unique : False
NEW Id:130501-OldGrayMare
Name : Old Gray Mare Type : AnimatedDecorationXP-Value : 40
Requirements :
Level 57
Cost : 40 donuts
Unique : False

Compare Dates
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NEW : RoshHashanah_StartDate – __OldJewishMan_GameConfig:Dates:RoshHashanah_StartDate__
NEW : RoshHashanah_EndDate – __OldJewishMan_GameConfig:Dates:RoshHashanah_EndDate__
NEW : EarlyAccess_OldJewishMan – __OldJewishMan_GameConfig:Dates:EarlyAccess_OldJewishMan__

Compare Special Events
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CHG : SpecialEvents

Compare Quests
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NEW Id:33024-ADayInTheKnife02
Name : A Day in the Knife Pt. 2
(eventquest), Icon: KRLD_Krustyland
Requirements :
Level 30
Quest A Day in the Knife
FALSE :Variable ADayInTheKnife_Completed
Startdialog , Trigger : Krusty

Krusty : Hyeh-heh-heh-heh-heh! So who’s hungry?
Krusty : Try Tavern on the Scream! So good you might just lose your head over it!

Objectives
Homer : n/a Count : 1x
Time : 3h, Location : TavernOnTheScream
Bart : n/a Count : 1x
Time : 3h, Location : TavernOnTheScream
Job start dialog

Homer : I love the fake names on this menu.
Homer : Guts-pacho soup…
Homer : Spine-akopita…
Homer : Intestine spaghetti and spleenballs.
Homer : Waiter, do you have a recommendation?
SqueakyVoiceTeen : I suggest the Salmonella-tainted Chicken.
Homer : Such a funny fake name.
SqueakyVoiceTeen : That one’s not fake.

Reward : 10 XP 20Krustyland_Tickets
NEW Id:33025-ADayInTheKnife_Dummy
Name : Error :qst_ADayInTheKnife_Dummy_
(dummy)
Requirements :
FALSE :Quest A Day in the Knife
Objectives
—-

Enddialog

Set Variable : ADayInTheKnife_Completed = false (bool)

NEW Id:109085-RailYard_Set
Name : Error :qst_RailYard_Set_
(eventquest)
Requirements :
Level 5

Objectives
—-

Enddialog

Set Variable : RailyardUnlocked = true (bool)

NEW Id:111016-PoolLevelUpdater
Name : Error :qst_PoolLevelUpdater_
(sidequest)
Requirements :
Level 1
Startdialog , automatic Trigger

runScriptOnAll
checkExpression

Objectives
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NEW Id:130000-OldGrayMarriage_1
Name : Old Gray Marriage Pt. 1
(mainquest), Icon: OldJewishMan
Requirements :

Startdialog , Trigger : Homer

Homer : Happy Birthday, Dad!
Grampa : Another year has passed? Hot diggity! Take that, Death, my team of doctors, that fortune teller, and all sense of reason!
Homer : And to celebrate we’re taking you someplace special.
Grampa : Last time you said that you took me to the Retirement Castle. And the time before that, you mugged me and left me in the woods.
Homer : I left you in the woods and THEN you got mugged. But this time, we’re really taking you out for real. With all that money we got from mugging you.
Grampa : So where are we going? The Gilded Truffle? El Chemistri?
Homer : Even better – a greasy roadside diner! Wait, did I say better? I meant much worse.

Objectives
Build Overpass Diner (1x)

Make Simpsons Family Dine at the Overpass DinerCount : 5x
Time : 1h, Location : OverpassDiner
(Homer Marge Lisa Bart Grampa )
Enddialog

Homer : Look dad, it’s your friend… the crazy old guy.
Grampa : Who? Jasper Beardly? Hans Moleman?
Homer : No, the other one. The one who isn’t quite important enough to warrant having a name.
Grampa : Why! I haven’t seen you around for ages. I assumed you died!
OldJewishMan : Technically I did… several times! But it takes more than a couple strokes to stop Ol’ What’s-My-Name!

Reward : 100 money 10 XP
NEW Id:130001-OldGrayMarriage_2
Name : Old Gray Marriage Pt. 2
(sidequest), Icon: OldJewishMan
Requirements :
Level 57
Quest Old Gray Marriage Pt. 1
Startdialog , Trigger : OldJewishMan

OldJewishMan : I have to admit I’ve been lonely ever since my wife passed on. Sometimes I just walk around in her heels and pearls.
Grampa : To keep her memory alive?
OldJewishMan : Sure, let’s go with that.
Grampa : Why don’t you move in with me? It’ll cure your loneliness, and I’ll have someone to wake me from my night terrors.
OldJewishMan : Good idea! Us old fogeys gotta stick together — we’re a dying breed you know!

Objectives
OldJewishMan : Make Old Jewish Man Change Rooms in the Retirement CastleCount : 1x
Time : 24h, Location : SpringfieldRetirementCastle
Reward : 100 money 10 XP
NEW Id:130002-OldGrayMarriage_3
Name : Old Gray Marriage Pt. 3
(sidequest), Icon: OldJewishMan
Requirements :
Level 57
NEW Id:130003-OldGrayMarriage_4
Name : Old Gray Marriage Pt. 4
(sidequest), Icon: OldJewishMan
Requirements :
Level 57
NEW Id:130004-OldGrayMarriage_5
Name : Old Gray Marriage Pt. 5
(sidequest), Icon: OldJewishMan
Requirements :
Level 57
NEW Id:130005-OldGrayMarriage_6
Name : Old Gray Marriage Pt. 6
(sidequest), Icon: OldJewishMan
Requirements :
Level 57
Quest Old Gray Marriage Pt. 5
Startdialog , Trigger : OldJewishMan

OldJewishMan : These kids today are mean. The crowd pelted me with organic tomatoes. So plump and juicy, they really splat when they hit your face.
Grampa : Well, did you bring any home? We’re on a fixed income.
OldJewishMan : No but I did get the hot volunteer’s phone number. She’s getting slip bars installed in her hot tub.
Grampa : What! I’m starting to think you aren’t taking this sham marriage seriously!
OldJewishMan : I can’t live like this! I’m going to say something I never thought I’d say – I want a divorce cobunkulous.
OldJewishMan : Oy, I think that last bit might have been a stroke.

Objectives
Grampa : Make Grampa and Old Jewish Man Get DivorcedCount : 1x
Time : 24h, Location : SpringfieldCountyCourtHouse, needs OldJewishMan
Enddialog

OldJewishMan : Single and ready to…
OldJewishMan : zzzzzzzzzzzzzz…..

Reward : 100 money 10 XP
NEW Id:130006-OldGrayMarriage_7
Name : Old Gray Marriage Pt. 7
(sidequest), Icon: OldJewishMan
Requirements :
Level 57
Quest Old Gray Marriage Pt. 6
Startdialog , Trigger : OldJewishMan

OldJewishMan : Abe! It’s been forever! How’s life been treating you?
Grampa : Can’t complain! Except that I’ve been a little lonely. And I have what the doctors are calling super shingles.
OldJewishMan : I’m lonely myself. Got out of a relationship recently, I think.
Grampa : Maybe we should move in together.
OldJewishMan : Or better yet, let’s get married! The tax breaks would be a real boon.
Grampa : What a great idea! I can’t believe I’ve never thought of it before. Those savings will help pay for these bills I’ve been getting from a divorce lawyer.

Objectives
OldJewishMan : Not found :qst_OldGrayMarriage_ Count : 1x
Time : 24h, Location : SpringfieldRetirementCastle
Job start dialog

Jasper : Does this sham marriage need a sham mistress?
checkRequirements
checkRequirements

Reward : 100 money 10 XP
NEW Id:130007-GeriatricMedicine
Condition : character JasperFALSE
Name : Geriatric Medicine
(sidequest), Icon: OldJewishMan
Requirements :
Level 57
Quest Old Gray Marriage Pt. 7
Startdialog , Trigger : OldJewishMan

OldJewishMan : Doc, you’ve got to help me start some tingle in my dingle. And stop the tingle in my bladder.
DrHibbert : You came to the right place! We’ve got pills for just about everything as long as it’s not life threatening and you’re not poor!
Jasper : Do you have something to stop the phantom pain in my wooden leg?
DrHibbert : No but I’ve got some bees wax varnish that will give it a lovely shine.

Objectives
Build Center For Geriatric Medicine (1x)

OldJewishMan : Make Old Jewish Man Retrieve a Box of PillsCount : 1x
Time : 10h, Location : CenterForGeriatricMedicine
Reward : 100 money 10 XP
NEW Id:130008-MaisonDerriere
Name : Maison Derriere
(sidequest)
Requirements :
Level 5
Building MaisonDerriere
Startdialog , automatic Trigger

Belle : Ah, Springfield, my favorite town for sinning. Leads the nation in creeps, sleazes, deviants, scumbags, slimeballs, smut hounds, and, if I remember correctly, feline obesity.
Belle : Time to reopen my burlesque house. I’ll just raise the curtains, lower my standards, and watch the money roll in.

Objectives
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NEW Id:130009-AllTheBellesAndWhistles_1
Name : All the Belles and Whistles Pt. 1
(sidequest), Icon: Belle
Requirements :
Level 5
Quest Maison Derriere
Startdialog , Trigger : Belle

Belle : Hey you, any idea why this place is quieter than a duck at a gun show?
Homer : Get with the times! Everyone has phones now. Why require a specific time and place for your racy entertainment when you can have it in the car, at home, even while on trial for public indecency?
Belle : Then why are you here?
Homer : I dropped my phone in the toilet and now my pornography delivery device will only place calls.

Objectives
Belle : Make Belle Ponder the Future of BurlesqueCount : 1x
Time : 24h, Location : MaisonDerriere
Reward : 100 money 10 XP
NEW Id:130010-AllTheBellesAndWhistles_2
Condition : character SeaCaptainFALSE
Name : All the Belles and Whistles Pt. 2
(sidequest), Icon: Belle
Requirements :
Level 5
Quest All the Belles and Whistles Pt. 1
Startdialog , Trigger : Belle

Belle : With the Internet around, how on earth do these obsolete nightclubs stay in business? How does anything stay in business?
PrincessKashmir : They adapt, evolve, and serve more all-you-can eat buffets.
MrsMuntz : Plus the Internet’s not all bad — it can be used for cheap advertising.
PrincessKashmir : You don’t even need to pay for advertising. Just make something that people will want to share with their friends.
PrincessKashmir : The best bang for the buck is viral marketing.
MrsMuntz : Yeah, and the best viral marketing is a bang for a buck.
SeaCaptain : I’ve been subjected to viral campaigns from many of the women down at the docks.
Belle : I’m really starting to wonder why I hired you three as my marketing team.

Objectives
Belle : Make Belle Lead a Dance NumberCount : 1x
Time : 4h, Location : MaisonDerriere
Enddialog

Belle : We got them to put their phones down! And all it took was a quality show, a giant sign that said “No Phones”, and holding the event 30 feet underground.
Belle : But this proves that people prefer the real thing! Why look at naked women you can’t touch on the Internet for free when you can pay to look at real naked women you can’t touch here!
Lenny : Hold up, there are free pictures of naked women on the Internet?
Carl : How could you possibly not know that, Lenny?
Lenny : I prefer the lost art of letters. Or I did. But now I’m getting a computer!

Reward : 100 money 10 XP
NEW Id:130011-AllTheBellesAndWhistles_3
Name : All the Belles and Whistles Pt. 3
(sidequest), Icon: Belle
Requirements :
Level 5

Startdialog , Trigger : Belle

Belle : Where have all the good men gone? And bad men? And those men that mean well but smell like feet.
MissHoover : Girls’ night out! We’re busting down the doors, shattering the glass ceiling, politely drawing back the velvet curtain and taking back the night!
Agnes : But I need to be back by 8:30 so I can shame Seymour into going to bed.
MissHoover : Then we’ll take back half the night.
Marge : I would like to purchase a meaningful conversation about womanhood from the lady wearing the dice bra.
BerniceHibbert : I’m going to get drunk on female empowerment… and whatever’s in that green bottle over there.

Objectives
Build Moe’s Tavern (1x)

Make Springfield Ladies Marvel at Maison Derriere’s DecorCount : 5x
Time : 30m, Location : MaisonDerriere
(Marge BerniceHibbert HelenLovejoy Brandine Luann Manjula Agnes MissHoover )
Make Gentlemen Surf the NetCount : 5x
Time : 24h
(Patty )
Enddialog

HelenLovejoy : This is boring. Can I give back the night I’ve taken back? Or is this a no returns situation? Can I get a night’s credit?
Agnes : It’s not all bad. A girl offered to teach me how to play ping-pong without a net or paddles.
Belle : I see you’ve discovered some of our extra services. They are for our VIP clients.
Marge : Well, I find the whole scene a little too soft R for my tastes.
MissHoover : Yeah, you ladies go home, I’m going to register a complaint with their management.
MissHoover : Psst…are you hiring?
checkRequirements

Reward : 100 money 10 XP
NEW Id:130012-AllTheBellesAndWhistles_4
Condition : character AgnesFALSE
Name : All the Belles and Whistles Pt. 4
(sidequest), Icon: Belle
Requirements :
Level 5
Quest All the Belles and Whistles Pt. 3
Startdialog , Trigger : Belle

Belle : I appreciate the business, even if it was out of spite. But why are you calling it a night so soon?
Marge : I need to check on Homer, he’s been gaining a lot of weight ever since he stopped going out drinking every night.
Marge : I didn’t realize how important the walk from the car to the bar was to his health.
BerniceHibbert : Yeah, Julius hasn’t left for any of those midnight medical conferences in a while now.
Agnes : Please, your men are all home looking at naked women on the Internet!
HelenLovejoy : Timothy wouldn’t be doing that. He just sits in the basement playing with his relatively loud train set with the door locked.
Agnes : Come on, I took a class from a nice man from the NSA on how to spy on your family members. Now who knows what a browser history is?

Objectives
Make Springfield Ladies Learn How to Access Browsing HistoryCount : 5x
Time : 6h, Location : JavaServer
(Marge BerniceHibbert HelenLovejoy Brandine Luann Manjula )
Job start dialog

Marge : Homer! I want you to explain these websites you’ve been visiting! Barely Legal Cheese. Sinful Chocolate Cakes. Ask Jeeves?
Homer : I can’t help it Marge, I’m an addict! At first three meals plus a snack were enough to satisfy me.
Homer : Then I added a fourth meal. Meals became buffets. Buffets became smorgasbords-
Homer : *sob* I’m a monster! Look, I know I’ve been bad and if you want to take the computer away that’s fine.
Homer : But for the love of God, just don’t delete my cookies.

Reward : 100 money 10 XP
NEW Id:130013-AllTheBellesAndWhistles_5
Name : All the Belles and Whistles Pt. 5
(sidequest), Icon: Belle
Requirements :
Level 5

Startdialog , Trigger : Belle

Belle : What’s got you guys down? You look more depressed than 1929.
Grampa : Too soon!
Homer : Marge keeps spying on my private Internet time, which reduces the trust in our relationship AND the time I have to secretly look at porn.
DrHibbert : I used to think the Internet was like my children’s school: private. But now I see it’s more like medical records: not private at all.
Belle : I think I’ve got exactly what the doctor ordered.
DrHibbert : *chuckles* That’s funny because I’m a doctor.

Objectives
Make Gentlemen Flood into Maison DerriereCount : 5x
Time : 12h, Location : MaisonDerriere
(Patty )
Reward : 100 money 10 XP
NEW Id:130014-RoshHashanah
Name : Rosh Hashanah
(sidequest)
Requirements :
Level 5
Start time : __OldJewishMan_GameConfig:Dates:RoshHashanah_StartDate__End time : __OldJewishMan_GameConfig:Dates:RoshHashanah_EndDate__
Startdialog , automatic Trigger

OldJewishMan : Rosh Hashanah already?
Krusty : Yay, Jewish New Year! Quick, find me a woman who doesn’t have a sexual harassment lawsuit against me to kiss.
OldJewishMan : No you fool. Rosh Hashanah isn’t that kind of holiday!
OldJewishMan : We should make sure to celebrate by adding some sweetness to today!
OldJewishMan : For example, today I’ll trade my regular bagels for dessert bagels.
Message : Here’s a special gift of 15 donuts. Honey glazed!
—-> Reward : Error : No Childs

Objectives
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NEW Id:130015-OldGreyMarePlacement
Name : Old Gray Mare Placement
(sidequest)
Requirements :
Level 5
Building OldGrayMare
Startdialog , automatic Trigger

OldJewishMan : That old gray mare really ain’t what she used to be!

Objectives
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NEW Id:130016-GrumpyGrumpyGrampos_1
Name : Grumpy Grumpy Grampos Pt. 1
(sidequest), Icon: Jasper
Requirements :
Level 57
Quest Old Gray Marriage Pt. 7
Quest Retirement
Startdialog , Trigger : Jasper

Jasper : Either my stomach’s grumbling or I need a liver transplant, I can’t tell. Have you all had breakfast yet?
OldJewishMan : It’s 5:00 AM. Of course we’ve had breakfast!
OldJewishMan : If you sleep away half the day, you’ll never have time for your afternoon and evening naps.
Grampa : Well, I could eat again. Breakfast was pretty forgettable. Sorta like 1986 through 1994.

Objectives
Make Grumpy Old Folks Home Residents Check Out RestaurantsCount : 6x
Time : 30m
(OldJewishMan Grampa Jasper )
Reward : 100 money 10 XP
NEW Id:130017-GrumpyGrumpyGrampos_2
Name : Grumpy Grumpy Grampos Pt. 2
(sidequest), Icon: Jasper
Requirements :
Level 57
Quest Grumpy Grumpy Grampos Pt. 1
Startdialog , Trigger : Jasper

Jasper : When did restaurants turn into nightclubs? Loud, dark, cramped — I don’t know this “Denny” and I don’t want to know him.
OldJewishMan : How about the Overpass Diner? It’s got grit, grime, and other things I like on a sandwich.
Grampa : They’ve even got a senior discount: have two heart attacks here and you get a plate of hard-boiled eggs on the house!
OldJewishMan : I want to express my happiness about the place in my native tongue, but I never learned any positive words in Yiddish.

Objectives
OldJewishMan : Make Old Jewish Man Dine at the Overpass DinerCount : 1x
Time : 1h, Location : OverpassDiner
Grampa : Make Grampa Dine at the Overpass DinerCount : 1x
Time : 1h, Location : OverpassDiner
Jasper : Make Jasper Dine at the Overpass DinerCount : 1x
Time : 1h, Location : OverpassDiner
Reward : 100 money 10 XP
NEW Id:130018-GeriatricMedicine_WithJasper
Condition : character JasperTRUE
Name : Error :qst_GeriatricMedicine_WithJasper_
(eventquest), Icon: OldJewishMan
Requirements :
Level 57
Quest Old Gray Marriage Pt. 7
Startdialog , Trigger : OldJewishMan

OldJewishMan : Doc, you’ve got to help me start some tingle in my dingle. And stop the tingle in my bladder.
DrHibbert : You came to the right place! We’ve got pills for just about everything as long as it’s not life threatening and you’re not poor!
Jasper : Do you have something to stop the phantom pain in my wooden leg?
DrHibbert : No but I’ve got some bees wax varnish that will give it a lovely shine.

Objectives
Build Center For Geriatric Medicine (1x)

OldJewishMan : Error :qst_GeriatricMedicine_WithJasper_ Count : 1x
Time : 10h, Location : CenterForGeriatricMedicine
Jasper : Error :qst_GeriatricMedicine_WithJasper_ Count : 1x
Time : 10h, Location : CenterForGeriatricMedicine
Reward : 100 money 10 XP
NEW Id:130019-AllTheBellesAndWhistles_2_WithSeaCaptain
Condition : character SeaCaptainTRUE
Name : Error :qst_AllTheBellesAndWhistles_2_WithSeaCaptain_
(sidequest), Icon: Belle
Requirements :
Level 5
Quest All the Belles and Whistles Pt. 1
Startdialog , Trigger : Belle

Belle : With the Internet around, how on earth do these obsolete nightclubs stay in business? How does anything stay in business?
PrincessKashmir : They adapt, evolve, and serve more all-you-can eat buffets.
MrsMuntz : Plus the Internet’s not all bad — it can be used for cheap advertising.
PrincessKashmir : You don’t even need to pay for advertising. Just make something that people will want to share with their friends.
PrincessKashmir : The best bang for the buck is viral marketing.
MrsMuntz : Yeah, and the best viral marketing is a bang for a buck.
SeaCaptain : I’ve been subjected to viral campaigns from many of the women down at the docks.
Belle : I’m really starting to wonder why I hired you three as my marketing team.

Objectives
Belle : Error :qst_AllTheBellesAndWhistles_2_WithSeaCaptain_ Count : 1x
Time : 4h, Location : MaisonDerriere
SeaCaptain : Error :qst_AllTheBellesAndWhistles_2_WithSeaCaptain_ Count : 1x
Time : 4h, Location : KwikEMart
Enddialog

Belle : We got them to put their phones down! And all it took was a quality show, a giant sign that said “No Phones”, and holding the event 30 feet underground.
Belle : But this proves that people prefer the real thing! Why look at naked women you can’t touch on the Internet for free when you can pay to look at real naked women you can’t touch here!
Lenny : Hold up, there are free pictures of naked women on the Internet?
Carl : How could you possibly not know that, Lenny?
Lenny : I prefer the lost art of letters. Or I did. But now I’m getting a computer!

Reward : 100 money 10 XP
NEW Id:130020-AllTheBellesAndWhistles_4_WithAgnes
Condition : character AgnesTRUE
Name : Error :qst_AllTheBellesAndWhistles_4_WithAgnes_
(sidequest), Icon: Belle
Requirements :
Level 5
Quest All the Belles and Whistles Pt. 3
Startdialog , Trigger : Belle

Belle : I appreciate the business, even if it was out of spite. But why are you calling it a night so soon?
Marge : I need to check on Homer, he’s been gaining a lot of weight ever since he stopped going out drinking every night.
Marge : I didn’t realize how important the walk from the car to the bar was to his health.
BerniceHibbert : Yeah, Julius hasn’t left for any of those midnight medical conferences in a while now.
Agnes : Please, your men are all home looking at naked women on the Internet!
HelenLovejoy : Timothy wouldn’t be doing that. He just sits in the basement playing with his relatively loud train set with the door locked.
Agnes : Come on, I took a class from a nice man from the NSA on how to spy on your family members. Now who knows what a browser history is?

Objectives
Error :qst_AllTheBellesAndWhistles_4_WithAgnes_ Count : 5x
Time : 6h, Location : JavaServer
(Marge BerniceHibbert HelenLovejoy Brandine Luann Manjula )
Agnes : Error :qst_AllTheBellesAndWhistles_4_WithAgnes_ Count : 1x
Time : 12h, Location : JavaServer
Job start dialog

Marge : Homer! I want you to explain these websites you’ve been visiting! Barely Legal Cheese. Sinful Chocolate Cakes. Ask Jeeves?
Homer : I can’t help it Marge, I’m an addict! At first three meals plus a snack were enough to satisfy me.
Homer : Then I added a fourth meal. Meals became buffets. Buffets became smorgasbords-
Homer : *sob* I’m a monster! Look, I know I’ve been bad and if you want to take the computer away that’s fine.
Homer : But for the love of God, just don’t delete my cookies.

Reward : 100 money 10 XP
NEW Id:130021-ShotgunWedding
Name : Shotgun Wedding
(sidequest), Icon: Lovejoy
Requirements :
Level 14
Character Lovejoy
Building ShotgunPetes
Startdialog , Trigger : Lovejoy

Lovejoy : Hm, the collection plate’s a little shallow this week.
Lovejoy : And the church — more specifically the engine on the model train I keep in the basement of the church — is in need of repairs.
Lovejoy : Maybe I can make a little extra scratch on the side… honeymoon-lighting.

Objectives
Lovejoy : Make Reverend Lovejoy Officiate Quickie Marriages Count : 1x
Time : 2h, Location : ShotgunPetes
Reward : 100 money 10 XP

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NEW Id:10028-PerformOldGrayMareBuilding
Name : Error :PerformOldGrayMareBuilding_nameTime : 12h
NEW Id:10029-PerformAnArtisticStageShowBuilding
Name : Perform an Artistic Stage ShowTime : 12h
NEW Id:109307-SnubbingTheEnergyGrid
NEW Id:123010-SneakAnIceCream_SherriAndTerri
Name : Error :SneakAnIceCream_SherriAndTerri_nameTime : 30m
Character : Sherri & Terri
NEW Id:130000-DineAtTheOverpassDiner
Name : Dine at the Overpass DinerTime : 1h
Character : Old Jewish Man
NEW Id:130001-DineAtTheOverpassDiner_GrampaJasper
Name : Error :DineAtTheOverpassDiner_GrampaJasper_nameTime : 1h
Character : Grampa, Jasper
NEW Id:130002-DropPantsForChange
Name : Drop Pants for ChangeTime : 4h
Character : Old Jewish Man
NEW Id:130003-SortThroughPills
Name : Sort Through PillsTime : 8h
Character : Old Jewish Man
NEW Id:130004-RetrieveABoxOfPills
Name : Retrieve a Box of PillsTime : 10h
Character : Old Jewish Man, Jasper
NEW Id:130005-NurseASeniorsBottomlessCoffee
Name : Nurse a Seniors Bottomless CoffeeTime : 24h
Character : Old Jewish Man
NEW Id:130006-TallyUpLastNightsReceipts
Name : Tally Up Last Night’s ReceiptsTime : 1h
Character : Belle
NEW Id:130007-LeadADanceNumber
Name : Lead a Dance NumberTime : 4h
Character : Belle
NEW Id:130008-CompAHighRoller
Name : Comp a High RollerTime : 8h
Character : Belle
NEW Id:130009-GuardClientConfidentiality
Name : Guard Client ConfidentialityTime : 12h
Character : Belle
NEW Id:130010-PatronizeTheArts
Name : Patronize the ArtsTime : 24h
Character : Belle
NEW Id:130011-DineAtTheOverpassDiner_SimpsonsTemp
Name : Error :DineAtTheOverpassDiner_SimpsonsTemp_nameTime : 1h
Character : Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart, Grampa
NEW Id:130012-ChangeRoomsInTheRetirementCastle
Name : Change Rooms in the Retirement CastleTime : 24h
Character : Old Jewish Man
NEW Id:130013-GetGayMarriedToOldJewishMan
Name : Get Gay Married to Old Jewish ManTime : 12h
Character : Grampa, Old Jewish Man
NEW Id:130014-SitInTheKitchen
Name : Sit in the KitchenTime : 4h
Character : Grampa
NEW Id:130015-GetDivorced
Name : Get DivorcedTime : 24h
Character : Grampa, Old Jewish Man
NEW Id:130016-MoveIntoTheRetirementCastle
Name : Error :MoveIntoTheRetirementCastle_nameTime : 24h
Character : Old Jewish Man
NEW Id:130017-PonderTheFutureOfBurlesque
Name : Ponder the Future of BurlesqueTime : 24h
Character : Belle
NEW Id:130018-PickUpSomeOintment
Name : Pick up Some OintmentTime : 4h
Character : Sea Captain
NEW Id:130019-MarvelAtMaisonDerrieresDecor
Name : Marvel at Maison Derriere’s DecorTime : 30m
Character : Marge, Bernice Hibbert, Helen Lovejoy, Brandine, Luann, Manjula, Agnes, Miss Hoover
NEW Id:130020-SurfTheNet
Name : Surf the NetTime : 24h
Character : Patty
NEW Id:130021-LearnHowToAccessBrowsingHistory
Name : Learn How to Access Browsing HistoryTime : 6h
Character : Marge, Bernice Hibbert, Helen Lovejoy, Brandine, Luann, Manjula
NEW Id:130022-TeachComputerTricks
Name : Teach Computer TricksTime : 12h
Character : Agnes
NEW Id:130023-FloodIntoMaisonDerriere
Name : Flood Into Maison DerriereTime : 12h
Character : Patty
NEW Id:130024-CheckOutRestaurants
Name : Check Out RestaurantsTime : 30m
Character : Old Jewish Man, Grampa, Jasper
NEW Id:130025-ServingSqualorForUnderADollar
NEW Id:130026-PushingBluePills
NEW Id:130027-MarryingBingeDrinkers
NEW Id:130028-RevealingPetticoats
NEW Id:130029-WorkAsADancer
Name : Work as a DancerTime : 10h
Character : Miss Hoover
NEW Id:130030-PerformOldGrayMare
Name : Error :PerformOldGrayMare_nameTime : 12h
Character : Old Jewish Man
NEW Id:130031-PerformAnArtisticStageShow
Name : Perform an Artistic Stage ShowTime : 12h
Character : Belle
NEW Id:130033-OfficiateForSomeSideCash
Name : Officiate Quickie MarriagesTime : 2h
Character : Rev. Lovejoy
NEW Id:130034-RelaxInTheRetirementHome_OJM
Name : Error :RelaxInTheRetirementHome_OJM_nameTime : 12h
Character : Old Jewish Man