Dark Knight Court

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Message
Bart
Comic Book Guy
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Message
In this Sunday’s episode on FOX, a new billionaire superhero arrives in Springfield!
Cool! Does he have his own comic book series?
Not yet. But I’m sure Bongo will throw something together soon.
They must never know my true identity!
(TENTING FINGERS) Excellent.
Find the superhero’s signal in your inventory.

Fruit-Bat-Man Pt. 1

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Ah, already I feel my body strengthening to adapt to the extra weight of this cape.
Now to begin the rigorous physical training necessary to become a superhero.

Fruit-Bat-Man Pt. 2

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Well, I look good… but I knew that already.
But to be a superhero, it takes more than just the stamina to stand in front of mirror for an hour.
I need to sharpen my mental acuity as well.
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Now I possess brains as well as brawn… as well as the organs of a lot of dead cops. My metamorphosis is complete!

Fruit-Bat-Man Pt. 3

Homer
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Cool outfit, Mr. Burns. Bit early for Halloween though, isn’t it?
What, you recognized me?! Now I must give you a lashing to insure you never tell another soul my true identity!
You’re gonna release the hounds on me?
No, I’m going to do it myself. I have to break in my fighting gear anyway.

Fruit-Bat-Man Pt. 4

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I’ve got the costume, I’ve got the brooding, I’ve got the no longer fearing death — what’s another week anyway.
Now all I need is a superpower. Perhaps I can take advantage of the fact that my weight is the same as that of a postage stamp.

Fruit-Bat-Man Pt. 5

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Ow. Ow. Ouch! Damn, that concrete is so unforgiving. I should have practiced on one of those grassy areas instead.