What Happens in the Brown House, Stays in the Brown House

It seems as though the Springfield Police are finally aware of some of the shady dealings going on in the Brown House. What they don’t know is just how much activity that house has seen. Sure, Homer might occasionally break into watch television and Bart and Milhouse like to play paintball there, but that’s just a small sample of what goes on in this little slice of suburbia.

All of these activities may seem innocent enough, until you throw Shauna into the mix. In case you don’t know, Shauna is a premium character that was only made available for purchase during the Valentine’s Day update. She has two tasks in this house, one of which is to “Seek Inappropriate Love”. Considering all of the characters who frequent this house, she certainly has a lot of “inappropriate” options. Of course, before she has a chance to act on her desires you could send her into the house with Mayan Homer who uses the house to perform a human sacrifice. Wow, just like that the Brown House has become The Cabin in the Woods.


CharacterTaskTime
ApuRelax in the Brown House6h
BartPaintball in the Brown House2h
BrockmanCreate a Viewtube Video4hCletusHarvest Copper Wire in the Brown House3hHomerBreak into the Brown House and Watch TV3mKearneyTake Son for the Night24
LouiePerform a Hit8h
Mayan HomerHuman Sacrifice in the Brown House12hMilhousePaintball in the Brown House2hMr. PlowBreak into the Brown House to Watch his Commercial60mOttoSquat in the Brown House24hQuimbyNap in the Brown House30mShaunaPaintball in the Brown House2hShaunaSeek Inappropriate Love24h

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