Day 9 of 35
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You’re going to need a whopping 38,000 tickets to build the next three attractions that are apart of this quest phase. On the bright side, you’ll also unlock Lenny and Carl, the final two characters to make their way to Krustyland. At this point it would be a good idea to build your Krust-O-Meter to at least a 3.0% bonus if you can, because anything you can do to make tickets accumulate faster will help. If you thought these quests required a lot tickets, just wait. The final parts to this story line are more than twice as expensive.
Nelson: So, what do you want to do now?
Lisa: I read on the internet that there’s going to be a haunted house in Krustyland…
Lisa: … but according to the data-mined text files, it’s not being released until level 150!
Nelson: Don’t worry — I can bully anything.
Nelson: Hey, game! I’m gonna count down from five…
Nelson: …and if I don’t have that ride when I get to zero, I’m going to mess up your save file.
Message: Congratulations! You just unlocked Krusty’s Haunted Condo!
Nelson: That’s more like it.
Nelson: Right now, I feel like I could beat up the whole world.
Nelson: I guess what I’m trying to say is, even though all girls are super-lame and have garbage personalities, if ever one wasn’t the worst, it’d be you.
Nelson: Or whatever…
Lisa: Wow. The Haunted Condo really scared you, huh, Nelson? You’re shaking like a leaf, and you’re wearing your warmest vest.
Nelson: I don’t like ghosts. If you try to punch one, your hand goes right through it. How does one bully that which cannot be pounded upon?
Lisa: Huh. That’s actually a very insightful answer.
Nelson: Shut up! YOU’RE an insightful answer!
Lisa: Why thank you.
Nelson: What — did I say something nice? I hate it when I do that. Let’s just agree to stick to normal rides from now on.
Nelson: Lisa, I’m getting on the Flea Dipper now, and I don’t want you to follow.
Lisa: Are you breaking up with me?
Nelson: These last few missions we’ve shared have made me very happy… but that’s something a bully can never be. Anger is my livelihood.
Lisa: I have to admit it — you seem calmer. More rational.
Nelson: The technical term is “wussified,” and it has to stop. The weak need to be tormented, and the job falls to me. Goodbye, Lisa.
Message: Lenny and Carl will now appear in Krustyland when they’re not doing jobs in Springfield!
Carl: Hey, how come there’s no Viking Boat ride at Krustyland?
Krusty: I ‘unno. Because shut up?
Carl: Hey, I’m Icelandic. If you don’t put in a Viking Boat ride, that’s discrimination!
Lenny: And I’m his friend, so I’m being discriminated too!
Lenny: Maybe we should tell the press Krustyland is prejudiced against both Icelanders and friends.
Comic Book Guy: Quickly, appease them! Bad publicity is death to a theme park! Just ask PaulaDeenWorld, KidnapLand, and Universal Studios: Jalalabad!
Krusty: Sure, whatever. But this whole deal was a lot more fun when I hated my customers.
Krusty: All right, I finished your dumb ride. Up you go.
Carl: Oh, I never ride Viking Boats. Not with my stomach. I just wanted to make you build one.
Krusty: I said, GET ON THE BOAT.
Lenny: Are you aiming a gun at us?
Krusty: I sure am. And I’m prepared to use it. Maybe even make jokes about it. Or the organization that lobbies on behalf of it.
Carl: Look, shoot us if you want. But don’t make a joke at the NRA’s expense. They can’t take it, and I don’t want to listen to their whining.
Krusty: Yeah, you’d think people with guns would have a thicker skin. But you’re still getting on that boat.
Carl: Hey, Krusty! How come there’s no vegetarian options on your menus? You got something against Buddhists?
Lenny: Once again, we’re feeling pretty discriminitized.
Krusty: Fellas, please. I’ll let you in on a secret. If you want vegetarian, order the Meatlover’s Meatgasm. There’s not actually any meat in it.
Krusty: Unless you consider a really, really smart fungus to be meat.
Continues with The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 36 – 41