Day 9 of 35
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A blog dedicated to the popular mobile game, The Simpsons: Tapped Out
The quest line continues as a few more Springfield residents enter the theme park and a couple of new attractions are built. If you have some extra tickets to spend during these next few quests, work on a buying some land expansions and decorating your park to increase your Krust-O-Meter rating. Don’t spend too much though, as you’ll want to try and accumulate 2,750 tickets for the next two quests (Pt. 15 & Pt. 16) as they both require that you purchase new buildings to advance.
Message: Milhouse will now appear in Krustyland when they’re not doing jobs in Springfield!
Bart: The Death Drop is ready! Just look at all that beautiful rust. Race you to it!
Milhouse: I don’t know, Bart. It looks like a big kid ride.
Milhouse: Well I suppose I could try it once… if Lisa holds my hand.
Lisa: On the off chance that we survive this ride, no way. I’d never respect my hand again.
Bart: Woo! That was awesome… I’m going to ride it again.
Lisa: I’m think I’m done for now… what about you, Milhouse?
Homer: We’ve run out of room to build.
Homer: Guess I’ll go back to my regular jobs, of which there are now so many it’s a real pain to scroll down the list and find the one you want.
Krusty: Krustyland is out of room? Then you’re in luck — there’s a job for that!
Homer: All this work is making me hungry. Where can I get some food?
Krusty: We could probably scrape together a decent Krusty Burger from what’s in the freezer.
Krusty: Yup, there’s still some “meat” in there.
Homer: Mmmmm… scraped, quotation-marks meat.
Homer: Woo Hoo! Krusty Burger, here I come!
Milhouse: Hey, Bart! Let’s grab a Laffy Meal! It comes with a toy from the movie Green Lantern 2: Seriously, a Second Green Lantern?
Bart: I’ll go on the Death Drop, while you eat a Laffy Meal. We’ll see who barfs first!
Message: Martin, Skinner, and Otto will now appear in Krustyland when they’re not doing jobs in Springfield!
Bart: Hey, what gives?
Bart: People have been on these rides all day and nobody’s dead. We’ve come to expect a good deal more maiming from our beloved Krustyland.
Bart: I don’t want to grow up to be one of those guys who doesn’t have a childhood story about the kid he knew who died at an amusement park.
Martin: Hello, Bartholomew! Fancy a go on the ol’ Death Drop with yours truly?
Bart: Come on, Krusty — if Martin’s having fun in your park, you KNOW you’re doing something wrong!
Krusty: Everybody chill out.
Krusty: If you want excitement, if you want hair-raising peril, just wait ’til you see my next attraction… the Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy Stall!
Bart: Oy vey.
Martin: Take THAT!… and THAT!
Cletus: Ow! Hey! You’re only allowed to throw balls at the little men!
Martin: I’m sorry, Mr. Carny. I have a lot of pent-up anger due to my unpopularity and constant targeting by bullies at school.
Bart: Maybe you should look fo a doctor, Martin.
Martin: Thank you, Bart. That’s excellent advice.
Dr. Hibbert: Ow! Hey! Who’s throwing balls at me?
Bart: Krusty, you’ve lost your edge.
Krusty: Don’t say that, kid! I’m an afternoon TV clown.
Krusty: If I’m not making my living on the bleeding edge, my audience of six-year-olds will find someone who is!
Krusty: Here, you want danger? You want risk? How about…
Krusty: Okay, I admit it! The new Krustyland is safe, family-friendly, and all the other horrible things you say!
Krusty: The guy I suckered into building it just did too good a job. And now I have to find a way to live with the excellent results.
Krusty: I never wanted to be in the business of pleasing people, but that’s the hand I was dealt.
Krusty: So I’m going with it — Krustyland is going to be the People-Pleasing-est Place On Earth!
Krusty: I’m going to be the first clown in history to make people happy!
Continues with The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 15 – 21